The world is not so great......

At the Santa Cruz (Portugal) restaurant

Camòrs: I would taste a tipical dish, would you mind to suggest me something.
Waiter: There's a tipical fish, but I don'r remember the name. Maybe coldfish...but I'm not sure.
            In portoguese we say o'Bacalau...I'm sorry...I know you probably don't know portoguese...
Camòrs: Thank you, don't worry, you're right I don't speak portoguese but in Italy we named it Baccalà.
               Obrigado.

The world is not so great......